1. 8bit-anarchy:

    roundworms:

    how do i politely ask him to slam me against a wall and make out with me

    COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

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  9. yungbasedblogger:

    where can i get one of those kim kardashian or paris hilton jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist

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